officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re walking and you remember that your life is a huge mess

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allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

(via honey-im-fabulous)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

bitteroreo:

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villa-kulla:

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

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kittenstyles:

ah yes, exactly what i’m looking for
biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….